Roses are red, violets are blue is the beginning of poems that go back centuries. They can be funny or sweet. Read the hilarious ones for a laugh.
Roses are red, violets are blue finishes with a sweet, mean, dirty, or funny sentence.
The original one dates back to the late 1500s by Edmund Spenser. Over the centuries, people made different versions.
Get a good laugh with the following roses are red, violets are blue jokes.
They’re also perfect for special occasions, like Valentine’s Day or an anniversary.
The Best Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes
1. Roses are red, violets are blue. I lied when I said it was me and not you.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one’s for you.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your face is so pretty it belongs in a zoo.
4. Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly. Then, I saw you.
5. Roses are red, violets are blue. White wine costs less than dinner for two.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
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7. Roses are red, violets aren’t blue. They’re violet. It’s literally in the name.
8. Roses are red, violets are blue. Even though you never put the toilet seat down, I still love you.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue. You weren’t my first choice, but what can we do?
10. Roses are red, violets are blue. These jokes are getting old, and so are you.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
12. Roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty. What the hell happened to you?
13. Roses are red, violets are blue. You look like a donkey and smell like one too.
14. Roses are red, violets are blue. Coffee is bitter, and so are you.
15. Roses are red, violets are blue. Sheep go baa, and cows go moo.
16. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’ve never met anyone as hot as you.
17. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m using my hand but thinking of you.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue. But I wouldn’t know, I don’t get them from you.
19. Roses are red, violets are blue. This shirt is cute, and I am too.
20. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you keep bothering me, I’ll kill you.
21. Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s always someone who’s better than you.
22. Roses are red, violets are blue. Unexpected ‘{‘ on line 32.
23. Roses are red, violets are blue. So is your face when I’m strangling you.
24. Roses are red, violets are blue. This card was expensive. Take off all your clothes.
25. Roses are red, violets are blue. A ripped condom created you.
26. Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage gets dumped, and now you do too.
27. Roses are red, violets are blue. Nobody’s wrong except maybe you.
28. Roses are red, violets are blue. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
29. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m allergic to dust, achoo!
30. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not hungover. I just have the flu.
31. Roses are red, violets are blue. I was the favorite child until they had you.
32. Roses are red, violets are blue. Even my mom’s funnier than you.
33. Roses are red, violets are blue. This relationship is over, so get a clue.
34. Roses are red, violets are blue. Every time I flush the toilet, I think of you.
35. Roses are red, violets are blue. You thought you would love this poem, but the joke’s on you.
36. Roses are red, violets are blue. I finished my popcorn during the preview.
37. Roses are red, violets are blue. Instagram’s down. Facebook will do.
38. Roses are red, violets are blue. Poems are hard, and I am too.
39. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m unoriginal. This is all I can do.
40. Roses are red, violets are blue. Sorry but I’m not into you.
41. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a cougar. How old are you?
42. Roses are red, violets are blue. Mom, don’t open that picture. It wasn’t for you.
43. Roses are red, violets are blue. They don’t think it be like it is. But it do.
44. Roses are red, violets are blue. You look like an alpaca that moved here from Peru.
45. Roses are red, violets are blue. My mom won’t let me get a tattoo.
46. Roses are red, violets are blue. I heard you pick your boogers… ew!
47. Roses are red, violets are blue. Did you just fart? Pee-yoo!
48. Roses are red, violets are blue. You can’t mess with me or my crew.
49. Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re weird, but I still love you.
50. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your phone is smart, so why aren’t you?
51. Roses are red, violets are blue. I really messed up. Now what can I do?
52. Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate poetry, but I’m into you.
53. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m bad at dressing. Have you seen my shoe?
54. Roses are red, violets are blue. I love arts and crafts. Pass me the glue.
55. Roses are red, violets are blue. TL;DR, they differ in hue.
56. Roses are red, violets are blue. If I were you, I’d want me too.
57. Roses are red, violets are blue. If monsters are coming, I’ll run faster than you.
58. Roses are red, violets are blue. Onions stink, and so do you.
59. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’ve said my piece. Now I’ll bid you adieu.
60. Roses are red, violets are blue. Why don’t you just go and row a canoe?
61. Roses are red, violets are blue. But it doesn’t matter when you’re waiting in a long queue.
62. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m dyslexic. I olev yuo.
63. Roses are red, violets are blue. Brown is the color of poo.
64. Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is my favorite, but you’re okay too.
65. Roses are red, violets are blue. I ordered food, and I’m not sharing with you.
66. Roses are red, violets are blue. I smell good, and you smell like poo.
67. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your face is going to meet my shoe.
68. Roses are red, violets are blue. You should stop before I send you to the I.C.U.
69. Roses are red, violets are blue. This bar is weak. Just like you.
70. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a subscription, I wouldn’t renew.
71. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m sorry I met you. I wish I could undo.
72. Roses are red, violets are blue. I didn’t ask for your point of view.
73. Roses are red, violets are blue. It looks like you bit off more than you can chew.
74. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your cat must be sad that it got you.
75. Roses are red, violets are blue. Stop looking at me. You need to pay-per-view.
76. Roses are red, violets are blue. Nothing that comes out of your mouth is true.
77. Roses are red, violets are blue. Last time you were short. It looks like you grew.
78. Roses are red, violets are blue. I want chips and queso too.
79. Roses are red, violets are blue. I can’t rhyme, but can I date you?
80. Roses are red, violets are blue. If your girlfriend’s a gold digger, you might as well have two.
81. Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentine’s Day, the side chick is you.
82. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m always tired, but never of you.
83. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m having a baby, and the father’s not you.
84. Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re my worst nightmare come true.
85. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you got stung by a jellyfish, I’d totally pee on you.
86. Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don’t rhyme, and some do.
87. Roses are red, violets are blue. Between your lips, you need some glue.
88. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m no good in bed, but neither are you.
89. Roses are red, violets are blue. I hope this is the last time I’ll ever see you.
90. Roses are red, violets are blue. I hope you get eaten by a bear at the zoo.
91. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your life is a disappointment, and your face is too.
92. Roses are red, violets are blue. You must get high by sniffing glue.
93. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were lucky, you wouldn’t be you.
94. Roses are red, violets are blue. Should I need an opinion, I wouldn’t ask you.
95. Roses are red, violets are blue. Move out of the way, or I’m going to push you.
96. Roses are red, violets are blue. Most people are idiots, especially you.
97. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m going to bed. So, how about you?
98. Roses are red, violets are blue. Wait, I think I’m having deja vu.
99. Roses are red, violets are blue. What the heck is wrong with you?
100. Roses are red, I’m going to bed.
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